The following is true.

no names have been changed no protections for the innocent

enjoy,

if possible.

  • A gray logging truck with a flatbed and crane, parked on a dirt path in a wooded area.

    Woof

    Grey paint reflects police radar

  • Person working in a workshop using a clamp on a workbench, surrounded by tools and equipment.

    Machines Break

    Don’t worry, old guys can fix anything

  • Workshop with a belt sander, large saw blade, tools, and various equipment.

    Our First Sawmill

    There were no survivors

  • Two men posing at an outdoor event with merchandise booths in the background.

    Awesome

    Tony thinks we’re number one

  • Person lying in bed with patterned blue and green bedding, wearing a white hat and glasses, smiling at the camera.

    Wood Slabs can Heal

    Even sick grandmas

  • Person standing on a snowy log in a truck, wearing a helmet, with a red house in the background

    Getting it Loaded was Hard

    But standing on the icy log for a picture is dumb

  • Close-up of a large wooden splinter embedded in a finger with textured surface background.

    Big slabs

    make big splinters

  • Person sitting in a woodworking shop with tools on a table, alongside a large piece of wood.

    Big Jolly, So sad

    waiting for epoxy to dry

  • Person in workshop with spark plugs on fingertips, wearing goggles, surrounded by tools and wood shavings.

    We have good mechanics

    this isn’t one

  • Indoor weightlifting event with a crowd and athlete lifting a barbell

    Pajamas

    we don’t sell pajamas

    we don’t wear pajamas

  • A person with graying hair and beard, wearing a red plaid shirt, poses next to a Santa Claus figure with a red suit and white beard, both with their eyes obscured by black bars.

    don't know